I honestly feel kind of ridiculous for not looking at it this way. I'm often like "But i could feel good about myself and get this vaguely asian chicken salad!!" and later I try not to admit to myself that I could've yielded a similar effect by licking the rim of the ancient soy sauce bottle in my fridge. I can now…

This rude atheist and Christmas hater may have just been sucked into the holiday spirit with this one. That was impossibly cute.

not if you are 16. 16 is the magic age for working crappy minimum wage jobs legally.

Everything Bush II has done since leaving office has confirmed two things for me: 1) Bush is a simpleminded guy who only sat in the White House to please his daddy, and 2) Bush is not a bad man; which, considering the things his administration did only solidifies my belief that Dick Cheney is the goddamned devil.

I had a similar knee-jerk reaction to this, but I think at least part of the author's point was that these methods were gentler and therefore didn't lead to the constant cycle of BV to yeast infection to BV etc. I totally agree that the whole holistic bullshit goes too far, but I think it's not like she was advocating…

If you ever succeed, please send her the lock of my hair and all of my teeth that I have pulled that I've been trying to mail to her for ten years.

Yeah, but were you aware that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson guest starred on the 30th episode of Hannibal? In which he was made to eat Jell-o Pudding Pops under duress? Coincidence?

Plus that whole bit about how toy guns need to be treated like real guns? Do I not see crazy white people running around waving their guns yelling about second amendment rights? Do I not see police officers failing to use their guns properly? What the fuck kind of statement is this!?

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.

Wait...are people seriously not getting your sarcasm? All the comments below are positively outraged. Haha!

Am I the only one seeing an element of sexism here? Much BDSM is femme-dom, and more than that a bunch of these (face-sitting, female ejaculation being the obvious ones) are focused on female pleasure when it hetero situations. This isn't just about BDSM.

Sure, of course it happens. It is just fairly rare because most victims fear the legal process and social shaming. And it's troubling when the number of false accusation prosecutions starts to get as high as the number of actual prosecutions for rape. If more rape cases were brought to trial, I wouldn't have any…

Oh dear lord those couches though.

When someone quits at my job, there's usually cake at least

It obviously doesn't begin to compare to sexual assault, but I had to pull this on a guy who "borrowed" my chemistry book near the end of the school year, so he could sell it back to the bookstore. I literally stayed in the dorm for an extra two hours on my last day on campus because he said he was gonna get them back…

Well, if like me, you've watched this video 15 times since you first saw it at 6am, then he basically has.

I'm just picturing him coming to America, showing up in the nearest restaurant, weeping copiously as he eats basket after basket of bread. Finally, he's eaten enough to rupture his stomach, and he turns to the server who is trying to comfort him in his last moments and says, "I ate all the bread. I. Ate. All. The.…

I surely know who to thank for the bounty I eat. Sad how appropriate this is.

I was gonna say the same thing! I adopted a half-grown stray male kitten about 25 years ago (!) I was used to females, so I kept thinking he was fully grown, but he got bigger....and bigger....and bigger. Plus I guess it's true what they say about the size of Norwegian Forest Cats. :) (I'm convinced Sid was part…