Ohhh, that's so amazing. Her facial expressions.

What the hell is this thing? I don't even know what to Google to find out...

+1 internets for "Russian Roulette style."

I would vote Elizabeth Warren for president in a heartbeat.

But look at those cheeks! OM NOM NOM

OH MY GOD, how have I never seen this? It's SO BAD. I can't even wrap my head around that. Did they pay for 120 seconds of ad airtime, or is it a made-for-the-internet commercial? So many questions.

Damn, dat flexibility and mad muscle control!

My conversations with my brother all go like this:

Hahaha, ohhh, that's so amazing. Good work.

Whaaaaaaaaat? Is this from a (really weird) movie?

Uh-oh, sounds like trouble! (Albeit adorable trouble.)

Re: no fucks to give. My mid-20s brother is still difficult to understand at times for this reason.

I grew up in NC, and my Floridian family has always insisted that we're "Yankees," to which I can only roll my eyes.

*gives knowing look from across room, hastily averts eyes*

I actually have plans with a friend of mine to watch this tomorrow. Because can you actually think of a better way for introverts to celebrate the [any] holiday? No.

Oh, Portland.

Oh, darn, right?

I think you mean "the blazer of The King." This clearly belonged to Elvis.

I'm tearing up. It's such an intimate moment to have shared with the world.

I mean, I want to see it, and I don't really go to the movies much. I think some of the older HP crowd would be into it.