What the hell is this thing? I don't even know what to Google to find out...

+1 internets for "Russian Roulette style."

I would vote Elizabeth Warren for president in a heartbeat.

But look at those cheeks! OM NOM NOM

OH MY GOD, how have I never seen this? It's SO BAD. I can't even wrap my head around that. Did they pay for 120 seconds of ad airtime, or is it a made-for-the-internet commercial? So many questions.

Damn, dat flexibility and mad muscle control!

My conversations with my brother all go like this:

Hahaha, ohhh, that's so amazing. Good work.

Whaaaaaaaaat? Is this from a (really weird) movie?

Uh-oh, sounds like trouble! (Albeit adorable trouble.)

Re: no fucks to give. My mid-20s brother is still difficult to understand at times for this reason.

I grew up in NC, and my Floridian family has always insisted that we're "Yankees," to which I can only roll my eyes.

*gives knowing look from across room, hastily averts eyes*

I actually have plans with a friend of mine to watch this tomorrow. Because can you actually think of a better way for introverts to celebrate the [any] holiday? No.

Oh, Portland.

Oh, darn, right?

I think you mean "the blazer of The King." This clearly belonged to Elvis.

I'm tearing up. It's such an intimate moment to have shared with the world.

I mean, I want to see it, and I don't really go to the movies much. I think some of the older HP crowd would be into it.

24! Wow! My kitty is 16 1/2, and I'm starting to deal with the grooming issue. She still grooms, I think their little tongue barbs just wear down and don't clean as effectively. She's got much shorter hair than your girl, which is lucky, but she's had bad teeth for years (I think it was somewhat genetic - she lost a…