All I could think about listening to the backing track to that video.

Just for kicks the other day, I tried that manly Dr. Pepper 10 diet soda. It was pretty good, actually, but I didn't break out in a beard or anything, so that was disappointing.

No. I think "What Women Really Eat" consists of...everything. Not all women, all the time, of course, but yeahhhh. The Venn diagram should really be the advertiser circle inside a larger, everything circle.

Haha, I know. It's like, I clean up nice, right?

Confession: I haven't had my hair cut in more than a year. I'm cheap and afraid of getting a bad haircut, so at this point I'm waiting to move back to the last place I got it cut, hoping the same girl is there to do it. I don't think it looks that bad (but, you know, consider the source), but I prefer to keep it a…

I rarely wear makeup, not because MAKEUP = WHORE, but because I'm too lazy for that shit. I go through phases of wearing mascara every day, but most of the time I have better things to do. Like sleeping. This also extends to my hair. I purposely get haircuts that need no styling, because I know I won't do it. Towel…

When I eat french toast, I like to pretend that the protein and the fat from the eggs mellow out the sugar spike and make it an actually balanced meal. Hahahahaaaa.

"President Santorum" ...*shudder*

I'm moving from Ohio back to North Carolina, where I grew up. Out of the frying pan, into the fire, perhaps?

Really?! Weird! And kind of sad. Ah, nostalgia.

Kermit was that weird crossover Muppet, though. He was (is?) on Sesame Street. I think your logic is sound, though.

Prom dress downstairs, biker chick upstairs?

I'd be straight for Jon. And Patrick Stewart.

So, applying lipstick is trouble for me, which is terrible because I love wearing dark and bright colors, and I'm very pale (any mishaps are evident). My mother can apply lipstick without a mirror; I need a mirror, Q-tips, tissues, moisturizer on the skin around my lips...it's a process. I have a small, cupid's…

I clicked the Amber Rose link and saw the top photo and thought she looked cute, but when I scrolled down and saw her pants... I can't get behind those pants.

I actually had a roommate once whose sister was named Nori. Although, thinking about it now, it might have been "Norrie" as a nickname for something else. But I always thought about sushi.

OMG THANKS. Hahahahaa

Now I want a pickle.

Regarding that linked article:

I love this song, but I had never seen the video, and I just legit cried. Thanks for sharing.