Laughing for them, crying for us.

The Queen of Wrong Style. 

I kind of wish his design wasn’t complete garbage though. Trubbish is at least cute, and it’s literally a bag of garbage. 

“We’ll see,” Koetter said. “Let’s see what the injury report comes back.

Counterpoint: fuck misogynists.

Shit, I just found Walz’ new campaign slogan in Minnesota. “Help us piss off Trump enough that he sells us to Canada.” 

The thing that gets me is these are the same people who call US too easily offended and triggered.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Trump opposes statehood for Puerto Rico because. . . he doesn’t like one of its mayors.

He didn’t go blind, he tore his ACL.

I don’t give a fuck about this guy, his position on this issue, or the asinine and simplistic notion of “sides”: trucking out “people like you” is lazy, stupid, sloppy thinking. It is a garbage stab at argumentative shutdown, and I hate it whenever anyone does it.

Most people would settle for a local police report, or any report to authorities that didn’t take 30 years.

Is anyone else getting a Targaryen vibe from that photo or just me?

I’m also 100% certain that you haven’t told your parents that you’re a toxic MRA, rape apologist, and generally a shit human being, but that doesn’t stop all those things from being true.

But would he drive his RealDoll to the station to do so?

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

“Hi, I would like to report a sexual assault of a teenager by another teenager.”

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

Every dad of light casts a dad of shadow.