Not that good, but I think it helps...

Getting his hands dirty to Make Eternal Champions great again!

Alternative version:

They made this guy into an amiibo then they proceeded to announce smash bros for switch, so now obviously...

Majima is the new Mario

Thgere you go! The Doctors’ hype

That loud sound you hear is the joke flying right over your head.

He weekends in Florida so my guess is St. Petersburg.

If you don’t remember the Kotaku Fish and Owen Good, you need to GTFO my lawn. ;)

That’s what I love about these high school girls.

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

The family is threatening to move the funeral to San Antonio.

What is clear, however, is that the only thing that will help the family grieve and accept their loss at this time is a brand new, publicly funded, $2.3b stadium. Please. Thank You.

In retaliation, Trump has ruled that Thai timber imports will only be allowed from trees that Jean-Claude Van Damme cannot kick down in twenty blows.

If he’s really Australian, I would think “drunk in the middle of the afternoon” would be his default state.

Pacquiao was robbed, but fortunately for Horn, robbing is one of the few crimes that Pacquiao hasn’t recommended hanging someone.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.