That part infuriated me. For one thing, if you’re disabled, by definition you can’t “go back to work.” Second, if you’re on disability when you aren’t actually disabled, that’s a crime, not a “go back to work” issue. Third, most people who weren’t born with silver spoons have friends or family who are in the military…

This will have wide-reaching ramifications outside of the next few days, especially if it’s found to be terror-related.

Really? I was surprised when I learned people from Kansas consider themselves Midwestern. Apparently I’m the only person who thought Midwest=Great Lakes and that Great Plains+Rockies=West.

As a lifelong Midwesterner (time spent in IL, MO, MI, and now WI), I respectfully feel like having mountains disqualifies you from being in the Midwest. Being boring and flat is our thing!

I hope the door to the plane opens, and blood just pours out like the elevator in the Shining.

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

He’s looks like he’s ready to grape you in the mouth!

There’s no way, if Trump goes down, Pence is going to survive to be come President. The only way he does is if Trump dies in office.

President Orrin Hatch. Slightly less scary, and more likely once Pence finishes getting scoured for lying about Flynn.

Right now, the DOJ has appointed independent counsel. Had it not been for the Rosenstein issue, independent counsel might not have been considered necessary. Rosenstein did the right thing.

It’s a nice game finisher though. Drop it on a payload being pushed by the attackers on overtime and they can either stay and die or run for cover and still lose because they left the payload.

But just taking him at his word means there are a bunch of white cowards and racists living here, because no one stood up to the guy.

This motherfucker is like a golem made of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Even better... he talks about the aircraft carrier and fighter savings which have nothing to do with the Coast Guard.

But hes probably gonna do something really fuckin’ stupid Thursday.

Was listening to him speak at the Coast Guard commencement ceremony a few minutes ago and he said this about himself: “No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.”

Much appreciated. I need to laugh more, we all do.