Ted Cruz looks like a pile of disappointed cum. 

Go away. 

Thanks for the laugh.

Ted Cruz looks like the kind of guy that would have to slip himself a mick just to fuck himself.

Barry O looks fly as fuck. Trump looks like a fucking Chad ready to date rape any thots. 

POTUS seems to prefer uppers so this is hardly surprising. 

Somebody check on Vinny. 

Round of applause 

Google President Donald Trump 

The only truthful thing you have typed out is that Trump doesn’t care.

You say that as if diaper baby president is capable of nuance or critical thinking. 

Again whoosh. It's not me assuming that Puerto Rico is mostly brown people. The joke is that President Dickhead and base assume that. Get it now? 

Whoosh 

3,000 brown people died.

I should have added /s. 

Well that’s because you’re a raging alcoholic.

Sitting “president” killing one's self would prolly get lots of people talking. 

tHe LeFt Is PeRveRtEd 

It’s not the two assholes above, but...

Welcome back, Mike!