Speilman looks like every single “Life According to Jimmy” episode condensed into one head.

Yeah, but the Lego store (online and at MOA) is always more expensive than Target or Amazon, so that might not be a great comparison.

Russell Wilson is a penis.

We’ve gotten really lazy with serial killer nicknames, haven’t we? I blame it on millennials.

I let my six year old pick a few skins during the summer event. Playing the shit out of the game now to try to get to 3000.

This is true.

That is ugly as hell.

*ominous chanting*

The other person was Schala.

The black wind howls...

The black wind howls...

I highly doubt Magus would have the time to post on Kotaku when he’s looking for his sister and also making a Smash Bros mod. You liar.

My dad can beat up your dad!

Never knew it was racist to call a white supremacist a white supremacist.

My uncle works for Nintendo.

“The jerk store called. They’re running out of you. “

LET ME DRIVE THE FUCKING BUS!!!!

Same.

Correct.