My cousin, who lives in FL, refused to evacuate and sent this to my elderly mother. It was kind of funny.

You must be new here.

Priorities.

That would also probably work.

Seattle was almost a low blow.

Probably figured no one would notice because it’s the Timberwolves.

Stay safe.

popped for drugs last season

Favorite is a bit of a reach.

“Yuge tax for the rich except Trump. Definitely, not Trump”

You’ve put more thought into this than Florida Sheriff.

Since he doesn’t really give a fuck about people who don’t have the name Trump, you could call it the not-Trump tax or something more clever.

I hated this Super Bowl so much. My child’s mother is a huge Pats fan and fits every single stereotype of an obnoxious Pats fan, even though she barely pays attention to sports. A couple of years ago ago I was able to “well actually if Pete Carroll had done this instead, blah, blah, blah” Not this time. The torrent of…

Drew should have known better, because he’s a Vikings fan.

+1 for Twilight Zone reference

Does a picture of Paul Ryan exist where he doesn’t look like a smug douche bag?

You could go anywhere during the season and you’ll probably see it on accident, but people like my BIL worry about the new world order taking everything over and the world is going to be like 1984. I guess what I’m trying to say is that the NFL has better marketing than gubmint.

Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who’s afraid of the big black bat?

If he had cut another human being’s head off. Brady would be his backup if you go by NFL logic.

I wasn’t aware of that. Thanks for sharing. I shouldn’t have presumed so much.