@Anders Nøkleholm: I trust you'd plan rustproofing first and an engine swap second?

@ranwhenparked: Yeah, I live in Snow Country, so a Beetle would be an inherently bad idea... but so would a Datsun or Toyota without a layer of undercoating, and old Mopars aren't much better. Looks like it's a Hornet for me!

Datsun awesome truck! I haven't seen one of these in anything approaching recent memory... the rust took care of 'em years ago. Hell, I look twice on the rare occasion that I see one that's two generations newer (1980-'86), and the early Hardbodies without the flush headlamps are rather uncommon. Nissan trucks always…

@MushyHeirloom: Since I can't edit anything, I suggest that the Audi team return next time with a 'Bill Audi' theme and see how many Americans actually get it.

I'd love to see the Saab or Audi take it, honestly - I wouldn't bet on either remaining operational the entire time, but then we've had three Milanos in the top five before.

@gman1023: Here's hoping Murilee comes by with a star...

@bambamzam: Nah, man. That's pure windowpane.

@jeff-the-ffr-fan: I thought there'd been one before, but I still get excited seeing unorthodox vehicles in LeMons. Thanks for the link and reminder.

@Gothmog3VZ: Yeah, I'd say the Limited would be best for a hip-hop theme, actually. The Explorer was, of course, the soccer-mom vehicle of choice (at least for those who were further right, politically, than Ted Kennedy - the remainder opted for N/A Volvo 850 wagons), so I endorse your theme as well.

Of course it's sporty. Don't you see the T-Tops?

@Gothmog3VZ: Looks like they come in a bit under the weight limit, too. Perfect! Oh, how I'd love to see that.

@87CapriceEstate LIMITED AVAILABILITY: My hood never used to shine back at me when I got the car, but that was because there was a thick layer of oxidisation. A good waxing later and the doodles my dipshit friends left in the oxidised paint are basically done, and it looks good as new save for a few stone chips... but…

@tonyola: I figured it might have been a junkyard replacement as well, but then why? It'd take an odd hit to dent in the hood without causing any surrounding damage, I'd think.

Well holy balls, dear viewer, that was an XJ.

@Instructor: Riiiiiiight here! A thing of beauty, ain't it?

@PunisherBass: As I've mentioned here before, the fastest I've ever travelled on land was in a totally beat-down '94 LeSabre with about 200,000 miles - and that on a two-lane highway. One hell of an engine, the 3800, and the cars surrounding it are better than average for GM at the time.

@FjordGreenPorsche: ...Or, more likely, for Tom to hide from Spike and Tyke, 'cos Jerry, being a mouse, would be instantly attracted to the enormous yellow beast.

Delicious. I'm feeling the white bootlid, though I can't help but wonder whether it's just to cut down on glare or whether there's another reason...

@Death By Cornbread: Hell no, but the world needs more interesting people, even the sort you'd never consider.

@Shamal: Aye, I've been doing that for most of my life as well. I paid a great deal of aesthetic attention to cars as well - even when I was a little kid, I could spot a hubcap on the side of the road and tell you what it came off of.