Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

A postseason game for the majority of college teams who aren’t ranked highly enough to get into the championship playoff, but still have a winning record.

You are very dumb and have no idea what "off the record" means.

They are data mining wall st. trades for the next wunderkind.

They are a ldying breed.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

You should learn to read.

I was only on the site to to figure out how to stay away from the site. 

I’d be pissed if someone did this to my fairly worthless 12-year-old modern car.

“Jumping on cars and acting like a moron” sounds like a YouTube channel with four million subscribers.

I bet those rats are better at operating a youtube video than you are. 

Pictured: the subject, starting his sentence the way he begins every sentence, with the phrase "Well, actually..."

Good lord.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

I wonder how much Hectoring he had to endure from the cops