A suave man would reply “I know” and then immediatelly take a carbonite bath, giving the lady a chance to rescue him in the third installment of the trilogy.

But seriously: Maybe I’m already “to0 old for this shit” at 32, but a grand admission of feelings is best done in person, not with some random text message.

As a woman I do have to ask who the hell tells someone they like them and then says they don’t need to respond?! Girl, Maya (Mara?) that’s nuts.

Tesla. Let’s put that torque to work.

Oshkosh

-Scooty Puff Senior

Really calling it “The Warthog” would be quite fitting

The JoltVee works cause I bet jolting could be used to described the ride.

Joltvee

They’ve been doing that for years now. Increases the duration on station with the added benefit of intentionally screwing up the plane’s RCS for prying eyes.

But only because it stole it from the 1960s

The hunt for red October. Your man card has been revoked.

If so, South Korea at least went to the trouble of scrubbing the rust and repainting it:

And yet if these will be used like Humvees, the vehicle they’re “replacing”, they’ll be heading off base for lunch in them, cruising down the highway here and there, etc.

Easy!

He’s got quite a range actually.

Going from Moon Career Path to Computer Programmer is a cold dose of reality.

If Donald Trump were to become president, think about how much this vehicle will be worth.

Andrew, is it too much to ask for a comparison between the FJ, Xterra, and JK? I’m looking at purchasing an off-road vehicle and I’ve read so much conflicting information behind the platform of choice. I do all my own work so I’m not worried about costs of installation, but figuring out which platform seems to be the…