You’ve been Torch’d

I have the best taste. Everybody is saying that. In fact, some people say that I have better taste than anyone ever.

I like oddities, too! That’s not the problem here. I’m just sort of sick of the hyper-luxo stupid stuff. Give me cheap stupid stuff all day, though.

Please, I do that anyway.

I’m waiting for torch to show up with his list of 2 cyl production trucks

Where can you get a factory 500hp Vette for 25?

As I mentioned to someone else, I’m in this market at the moment, a good LS3 car will run you 28 or so and that’s only about 390whp... dump about 3-5k in boltons will get you to near 500, but now you’re at 33-35k and you don’t have a Ligenfelter car NOR a Z06.

Sorry, let me add to that... you can find a Ligenfelter Z06 for 15k? Where.

The C5 Z06's are running 20-25k around here with reasonable miles without an $8k blower and other work by a famous tuner shop. Yellow is a desireable color in a Z06 in terms of collectibility.

You can find a Ligenfelter C5 for 15k? Where?

Jesus tap dancing Christ can we stop with the unnecessary first amendment mentions.

Call it the weekly Jalopnik hate bait.

STRONGLY AGREE

I wonder how many hits to thesaurus.com were registered during the initial writing of this email?

More thought was put into this guy’s email than the design of the Chevy Captiva.

Please post more emails from Fanbois. Just write an article saying “Mustang GT: Worst Car Ever?” or something and watch the clicks and hate roll in.

Wait, why was insurance involved? I mean...why not just remove the pine cones himself?

I’m pretty sure you’re correct.

You son of a birch!

All you guys are just pinning for attention....

Poor thing’s down on his luck, living in a Chevy.

agreed, this is nuts.