Fuels my belief that Melania may be toast after he doesn’t win. He’s going to need someone to blame...

“Date Lab” is always kind of a shitshow; I also regularly catch up on The Guardian’s “Blind Date” column (same set up, although much more frequent than the WashPo with same-sex couples). It seems like the London scene is a lot lower-pressure, or at least Londoners are a lot more willing to be bemused and low key than…

And mold.

The story I’ve heard is that dorgis were more or less an inadvertent byproduct of a little romp between one of the Queen’s corgis and one of Princess Margaret’s dachshunds. Turns out that the whole family liked the result - I believe Princess Anne only has dorgis.

Is the hotel open yet? I think it was supposed to open in September.

Marla always reminds me of a real-life Susan Alexander Kane. She grabbed a brass ring, her mogul bought her a part in a Broadway show, but when that didn’t really take fire, he dropped her. I get the impression that she’s been vaguely dazed by the whole experience ever since...

The still from the Lohan interview is... not encouraging. She looks like she’s made up to look either like Stockard Channing or late ‘50s Judy Garland. And she’s unsettlingly shiny. Hmmm...

b. Road Boehner

“We have so much time and so little to do!”

Jesus. Why doesn’t he just go on Chaturbate and be done with it?

Please - she’s going to be the responsible-but-gets-carried-away landlady. I’m sure that calling the character “Aunt Sassy” is just a placeholder til they can come up something more matronly hijinks-indicative.

I didn’t like Amy to begin with. And I like her less and less lately.

He also bought her a part in a Broadway show - she took over a showy but minor-ish role in The Will Rogers Follies, a moderate hit of the day and an early example of stunt casting to boost falling sales. The Times did a fun and sly review of her opening night...

Streizand.

...Still waiting for him to team up with Elliot Spitzer and take his Carlos Danger/Sexual Mongoose act to Vegas or Atlantic City for a raunchy musical revue...

I spent a moment trying to think of whom they reminded me...

A lot. You have no idea.

I’m sorry, he disliked Katharine Hepburn?? That is just not possible.

Her face seriously changed. She was barely recognizable.

how can one argue that you can’t tell if bare floors are clean. how are carpets not HARDER to tell if they’re clean?