I like the idea of pearl rings, but in that setting the stone looks pretty vulnerable.

What’s next for us liberals?

I’m such An Old - to me, “urban” conjures up images of someone dressed like Kitty Carlisle, or maybe Fred Astaire in Funny Face. but I suppose their ilk isn't shopping at Zara to start with, let alone shoplift...

She’s had an interesting and quirky career - from the Miss American Pageant (in ‘46) to... well, hanging out in a bathtub with her director. And the idea that she’s 89 came, somehow, as a real shock. After all her gosh-I’m-old! publicity, it’s not surprising that Betty White is in her mid-nineties, but I would have…

Knowing nothing of this show, my first thought was “oh, but they’ve misspelled Ms. Jenner’s name!” followed immediately by “Tell me more!”

I hope it’s better than this turkey, which ran for a couple of weeks in 1983...

So we’re all talking about l’Affaire Dolezal again? I’m not unhappy, as I found it diverting as hell. I’m wondering, after the lull, what her next move will be. I’m thinking maybe re-emerging in a few weeks as either a white supremacist or a rabid lesbian separatist. Or maybe something unexpected, like having all…

Some days the ol’ FB really is a parade of fuckery, isn’t it? My favorite today? The old college chum who decided this was the perfect day to decry the lack of “leftist feminist” outrage over the treatment of women by ISIL. It’s made all the more annoying/idiotic/blood-pressure affecting by the fact he’s current very…

Yeah, don’t despair - if you listen to Maggie Gallagher and the other crazies us Gheys (all 2% of us) are going to have a total monopoly on marriage (or something) any day now!

Oh, yeah, I’m sure the new Madame Curie will discover radium and all - but will she look as

I’m thinking of once again updating my username here, but I’m also thinking “Relentlessly Gay Muscato (It’s pronounced Jing-er)“ might be too much conflation of recent headlines.

My guess (and it’s just a guess), is that the reason so many white people or cop defenders are quiet is that the victims of this terrorist attack (I’m calling it what it is) can’t be smeared in any way. These were productive citizens of Charleston, who either had jobs or were retired from their jobs.

There. Fixed that, on behalf of all people of taste and discernment. I could easily be convinced that she is simply incapable of a wrong or ungraceful move.

War of Northern Aggression #amirite

Fly a flag with a bowl of cheese grits on it. Or a magnolia. Or a picture of Truman Capote.

Aren’t they something? I’ve been pushing the on the unsuspecting for two days now. She really nails the infuriating coy glance, as well as the “who, shucks, me?” way that totally dishonest people throw out their lines.

Sister!

And the lawsuit is just one an apparently endless string of conflicts/ruckuses at which she’s been the center - the strange drama about leaving her job in Idaho, the numerous unsupported accusations of racially motivated attacks, not to mention the whole messy family situation. By all appearances, she’s a very, very…

Just the opposite, my dear - that it was in fact ready to serve as the synopsis from which some hack can create the perfect script. Probably with a part for Debbie Allen as either the supportive or supercilious-but-won-over principals.

Are we going to reach the point soon at which every single Gawker Media post can be translated immediately and with almost no creative intervention into a Lifetime movie?