I have no idea how I fucked up such a simple bit of maths *hangs head in shame*

I have a white coworker that I’m on really good terms. He does a lot of camping and canoeing. He once invited me to join them and I told him point-blank, “So you want me to drag my Black ass into the woods with you and your redneck hillbilly family (his description, not mine) while you get drunk and shoot guns? That…

I can’t imagine how many people are now planning “camping trips” for their Black “friends” 

So let’s get this straight... the guy did something really stupid and short sighted (Drive a performance hot hatch on sand) and almost got hurt as a result. Inspired by his own stupidity, he goes and does something even more poorly thought out than before and not only stupid, but costly. So how he has a cool story bro…

If you’re going to modify your suspension, you’ve got to understand how it will change your car’s behavior. Because this kind of stuff could get you killed.

And how the hell do these dumb fucks think they’re a part of some master race? Do they never look in a mirror? I mean, I’ve never seen a Nazi that didn’t look like Fields. You don’t have genes worth preserving, assholes!

Another reason for oceanic island birds tending to evolve into flightless forms is that there places are generally windy - flying birds face a constant (even if low) tendency to be blown away and not contributing to later generations. This is on top of flight being metabolically expensive and only worth maintaining if…

I knew somebody would make the perfunctory Jezebel insult, I just wasn’t sure how. This was a stretch, but you get the idiot medal for today.

What you’re missing: he’s an asshole.

The penalty for Fenati should be that Manzi has a button that activates Fenati’s front brake, and Manzi can use it once anytime over the rest of the season.

I’ll have to check- I think it does work on my iPad. Might not work on android tablets. 

they probably wanted the $50 it would take to send their kids to school for  year

Just shut the fuck up, and keep the drink machine behind the counter.

For doing math?

Maybe Jesus stole the trucks.

You can bet against Musk if you want, but I wouldn’t recommend doing it with your bill-paying money.

Tesla has been paying bills for over a decade.

“there is six of them”

you just dated the wrong sheep

Sheep pretty much already come with an “autonomous driving” feature. But no way in hell would you want to rely on it, because sheep are about the dumbest livestock on earth.