He’d have better luck shutting down the internet tubes

The only things dowd had ever liked I haven’t so I’ll probably like this

It existed, and it was covered in cilantro so it may as well have not existed

At they didn't ruin the brisket with cilantro like they did with the carne asada, which I can't eat because I like my food to taste like food

So bad

We used to get Jamaican beef patties in elementary and junior high and they always weirded me out because I didn't know what they were but now that I'm older and live in the land of no Jamaican beef patties I long to go back to my younger days

I always liked progressos pasta fagioli, but apparently it's an easy coast thing and since I moved to Denver, Amazon won't ship it here anymore.  

Interesting middle finger at the fandom with these episodes.  

Meanwhile people will kickstart a game that they may never get.  Maybe this dude needs to start one

This was...

So you get it