If you’re out for dinner with me and you (not you, specifically) order a steak well done, I’ll punch you in the esophagus. 

I used to wonder how people didnt like these things until i discovered there actually is a genetic trait in some people where the chemicals that give cilantro its flavor literally taste different to them. Its like someone trying mustard and ONLY detecting the sulfur flavor so the whole thing just tastes like fart…

Heating the interior of a car using resistive electric heating is VERY expensive, whereas heating just the occupant(s) through the seat surface is much less of a power draw. EVs without heated seats (or with owners that would rather not use them) see massive drops in range during colder months; as much as 40% from…

“which is critical for an EV in winter.”

Don’t we all - I often go back to a comment I’ve made when I get a notification, and metaphorically smack myself in the forehead for some stupid little error that I didn’t pick up before hitting ‘Publish’.

Oh the unbearable whiteness of being!

Is Your Son or Daughter Becoming a Sad Internet Edgelord?

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.

I’m a white guy, I would have kept quiet and sniffed it all

No, that’s Guillermo.

But isn't that like, every Wish package?

That’s a shame. The wedges were the best fast food fried potato product imo. 

LOL cry more because he touched a nerve with you.

Even if this wasn’t the fourth consecutive album from RTJ which follows such a model, providing free digital copies while selling physical copies is also not a new/revolutionary idea. But such is the “voice” of the AVClub these days; a shotgun spray of out-of-step snark.

Delete.

Once I pushed P Diddy out of an elevator. It was already overly crowded, which was a common occurrence at this building and some dude tried to ram himself in so I pushed him out saying “You don’t fit just wait“. I was made aware after the fact. I still find it funny. 

Eh! Welcome to the club, buddeh!

At first I was like… No Skor? huh, maybe its a Canadian thing.

How dare you. Obviously, the Skor blizzard is the CEO of blizzards.