These will forever be ruined for me by the jackasses that ride them in packs in Denver, slowing traffic and performing general asshattery

Krieger and malory also slipped in and out of their “normal”voices also.  Kind of distracting

I’d really like to know how that works, because as far as I understand, NY always puts in way more than it takes out

Why you answer his points, instead of redirecting?  I have a feeling this movie bothers you because it makes you feel a "certain way". You're certainly obsessed with it.  

Sometimes you have to argue with the cashier to get bbq sauce if you don’t order nuggets, so there’s that.  

You didn't understand it either, huh

I ate at Del Taco for the first time the other day, and I’m kinda pissed that I’ve been stuck with taco bell the first 45 years of my life

Shhhh.  Just shhhh

And they're I was asking the pizza place to cut it into 16ths instead of 8ths

I can totally see a bunch of people buying pizza cutters at bed bath and beyond just so they can do their own thing. Especially in the suburbs. Matches nicely with the ice cream scoop

Deep dish and cheesy?

Shhhh. Your gonna hurt people's feelings

Do you want Trump, Lana? Because this is how you get Trump

I’m with ya bud. This place is getting stale as fuck.  I miss Doug and Tovarich

As soon as someone I know has a baby I delete them from my Instagram.  

First season of the last Airbender really wasn’t that good and has me doubting why everyone was so gaga over that show.  The first season of Korra was at least as good as the middle of last Airbender season 2

I was unimpressed with the first Avatar until about half way through the second season. I went into LoK expecting it to be garbage because of all the internet BS, and I feel like it’s pretty much just as good as the OG series. I’m only half way through the first season though, so unless it drops off a cliff I don't…

While he was napping...  Shit, is anything in this article correct?

Their advertising campaign should have been “Dr. pepper tastes just like Diet Dr Pepper"and not the other way around

If Dr pepper had a first name it would be something like Ruth, or Blanche, or Norman and would give you hard candies when you came to visit