No, that's to make my junk look good

Whatever the person saying it needs it to mean to make fun of someone

I wouldn't take that seriously

Thanks for that

I think of burritos more as a Colorado sandwich than PB&j

So, does insider poll one person from every state and just put their answer?

I appreciate your anger, even if I don't understand it

Yeah I don't know where that came from

Pastrami maybe

I’ve never heard of that Colorado sandwich before.  

I think it probably screws the restaurants worse, but if he’s doing it and likes it, he may as well keep at it.  

He’s been my favorite from the start.  This episode and the one where he teams with the emotional vampire are my favs

Best character in the show

Best episode of the series.  No idea how it got a B

We already have a Jay Leno though

That’s his schtick though. He’s a young Larry David

I had a similar interaction with Ron Darling (beloved Mets pitcher and broadcaster) except it involved us both trying to go through a bathroom door and me almost brushing my knuckles on his junk.

I think he’s pretty notorious for being very stand offish, in fact he seems to actually be pretty open about the fact that he doesn't want to engage, so you're probably right.  And he probably likes it that way

It’s like the ballad of lemmywinks, but more nuanced

Ain’t got no boogiesssssssss in ya butt