Muff snuff

Did you hear the one about the vegan who doesn't even OWN a TV? 

I’ll always remember her as Cokey Smurf

Hey, the youth don't vote, but that ok Boomer shit sure is a sick burn!

Not only aren't they coming out, they came out almost a third less than they did in 2016

It was the fault of the 17-29 year olds that didn't come out that came out in 2016.  The youth vote was pathetic

It’s gonna be weird having feral packs of cows roaming around the US.  Maybe this is the beginning of The Far Side

Why do I feel like you're talking about the brutal poodle

It’s small because it will never need to fit 2 people

Allison, you're my favorite takeout writer, but all your Wendy's smack talk is bringing me down, man

Far too expensive

I don’t dislike stick, but I honestly don’t care if I ever drive one again. It seems like most of the stick people fancy themselves “pure”drivers or some shit like that, almost to the point where they’re as annoying as vegans

I used to drive a manual astrovan and it was complete ass.  Or was it a caravan. Fuck it, it still sucked.  Honestly, I had 5 different manuals, an 85 rx7, 84 300z turbo, and a couple of talon tsi, and I don't miss manuals at all... Especially in NYC driving

Trader Joe's sells mini ones

I feel mayor Pete may be the hog dog in this particular sandwich

I’ve never heard of any of these

It’s really not. They've been hitting is with shit ads for years

Yeah, but then you're drinking coors banquet.  I'm assuming the bar isn't hi dive it somewhere like that since that's always blown up

Nevermind, ignore this comment

Wait, its NOT a euphemism? I’ve been doing this wrong