Or a manual

I bet you changed none opinions. As well you shouldn’t

Well there are far more Popeyes in NYC , so there's 11 million people that can avoid CFA

“millennials have killed the squirrel population"

Park further away, take stairs instead of elevators, walk to the train instead of the bus (or bike if it's too far). Take a walk after lunch.  

The dream would be to convert my eurovan Westy to an AWD electric, since the drivetrain for it is a time bomb and the syncro/diesel swap would probably cost the same

My god I'm hungry now

Thank you for the smile

Chris Christie thought it was a bridge too far

Ok, those aren't the way things operated in NYC for years, where we had transponders that were tied to a bank account. Millions of people used them, and the people that had to pay cash moved to other lanes.  They still have them, although now they've switched to plate readers for people that don't have transponders.…

Or something witty like "come on do the twist"

I just don't want 15 different fast food companies apps on my phone.  Maybe if there was a GrubHub for online ordering?  Or is that exactly what GrubHub is?  I don't know.

Sure they do

I didn't know locomotive operators were so complex

So automated toll Lanes were a waste because some people didn’t have bank accounts?

Please, you know I could charge 50 bucks a mat

Like taking French fries from a baby

You can have a thick rubber mat on the counter which you place the jar on, then push down on the cap with the palm of your hand and twist

Sit there with an unopened jar of salsa and cry?

You stay away from pops can