Does your shoulder hurt from all the back patting?

Sokay we're just gonna eat babies

Usually when Iday drink Sunday I don't end up getting home until Monday morning so...

Nope. I've known people are shitty. Now I'm taking names

I drove back from Bonnaroo to NYC one year and stopped at my friends house in DC half way through and he tossed some pork, corn, an egg and some random green in with the cheapest ramen for me for dinner and I almost cried it was so good.  Has very little to do with this but a great memory

30 dollars for all you can drink.....   Fuck, I AM an alchoholic

I didnt read the books so I don’t know what we’re supposed to expect, but it seemed like at least half the scenes has at least one animal, not to mention animals that changed forms. Meanwhile we went half seasons without seeing a dire wolf.

HBO before “we didn’t give ghost a proper send off or even ever show him cause big CGI dogs are spensive”

I thought this was gonna be about beer

Yes, under 500 and it's an appetizer

Youth is wasted on the young

This whole thing is silly, because it’s like asking if an appetizer is a meal. A thousand calories is a thousand calories

How someone can forget a Seinfeld lesson I’ll never know.

You make my heart sad

Which is why my car is a van.  And my other car is an element

Snore

Some random girl I know who isn't a techie has it enabled on her phone, so I guess you might find someone?  I don't know who her provider is though

Are we not going to give Seinfeld credit for this?

So are anti vaxers

Life’s to short to drive boring cars