Brian Robbins (now head of Paramount) was friends with Schneider from Head of the Class, and IIRC, got him hired at Nickelodeon in the first place, then boosted his career. I wouldn’t be surprised if Schneider was not actually qualified to be running a show and, like many underqualified bosses, reacted by lashing out…

The fat nerd from Better Off Dead, too.

Or Paul Bunyan — he could just wade through the Mediterranean, assuming  he ever left the US.

A few years ago, I was backpacking through Europe and ended up in Malta

I like the description of one of the attractions there.

Someone needs to tell this guy to check out a Cici’s Pizza anytime in the last several decades

That’s always been my problem.

See my new prospectus: “Give me money and I promise I’ll spend it”

“I would do a restaurant if someone else was fronting the money and not expecting me to be there every day,” he says. “I’ll put my name on it and help come up with ideas for the restaurant. I’m not going to be the guy in the kitchen because I don’t have the time or desire.”

Mickle Mantle’s corpse is doing a disappointingly poor job batting for my baseball team.

OH MY GOD WE’RE HAVING A FIRE...sale 

I totally agree it would have worked much better on D+ 

lol morning brain fog. Yeah I enjoyed Captain Marvel, 909's kid, and the Marvels was fun, not great but fun.

“Wrote” on them? Sure.

Wrong. He put it in Eva Braun’s.

“But hey, talking about Madame Web still beats investigating the actual debate over whether Sweeney’s boobs are killing wokeness.”

“Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?”

And Justin Timberlake is worse than Hitler, somehow. What, you don’t know why? Why, all the cool pop-culture sites are talking about it, and if you don’t know why he’s worse than Hitler- well, I’m not going to bother explaining it to you.

Q: What do Christmas and Sydney Sweeney’s boobs have in common?

And does it feature many of the concepts and characters as Across the Spider-Verse? It has that movie’s version of Madame Webb—Dakota Johnson’s character, which is supposed to make the elderly comics version relevant; it has Sweeney’s character, who in the comics becomes the second Madame Webb (and before that Arachne…