I’m so ready for this. don’t even have strong feelings about this franchise, but Trachtenberg has really proved himself as a consistent and dependable action-horror director, and Amber Midthunder is fucking awesome and hasn’t been used well since Legion. this looks extremely up my alley

“an atmosphere where everybody feels like this is the most desperately important thing and, if we don’t do it, we’re all fucked.”

...no-no-no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-no-no-BATGIRL! BATGIRL! 

She was an producer of the tv series. She’s not some hapless dupe. That time she spent on her knees is her bankroll. 

“champing at the bit.”

Arguably better than their actual candy bars.

Except for the podcasts, the endless interviews and a WHOLE TELEVISION SERIES. 

*ironically*

And the ballot of the one dead person they did find was never counted.   

Giant fusilli Jerry with red velvet club brick wall. I’ll taste test that!

They are absolutely tripping over themselves to be both victim and oppressor.

Welcome Gawker Gizmodo Media Group. A lot of these bloggers jobs is to find something to be irrationally offended by. Really the only ones who (kinda) avoid this are Jalopnik and Gizmodo itself.

As for this piece, it certainly feels like reaching for something that isn’t there

But, but, but, it’s only a “few bad apples”, isn’t it? Where were all the good apples over the past 20+ years?

Googled author’s name. First hit was her personal website. This is the first line of her bio:

What a bizarre interpretation of this movie. I watched it over the weekend, and all I saw was a young woman who felt invisible and unspecial, and made a stupid mistake which led to a series of poor decisions. She was genuinely annoying and unlikable, but there was nothing presented about “white entitlement” or…

I drank Yuengling loyally for 15 years, and then I started feeling bloated after three. I switched to Stella, 5-6 years ago, and have not regretted it.

Even as someone who describes himself as “regular black,” I don’t see how this show is meant for anyone else more than for black people. It’s one of the blackest things I’ve ever seen. 

Read this whole vapid opinion piece seeking the possible relevance of the race of the character. Left disappointed. 0/10 would not read your by-line again, Ms/Mr. Banting.

I mean, in-ground pools are just wet holes in the ground. What a weird take.

I am so ready for “boi” to fade away