It’s just not right!

Right!? Holy hell what is going on?

I just got some and the entire middle part is just pink. No vanilla, with strawberry in the middle, just solid pink.
I’m not happy. 

I just bought one of those Goodhumor Strawberry Shortcake bars because it was hot outside and holy crap the new formula is awful. The “ice cream” was more of an icy. I thought it was a milk flavored Otterpop. Disgusting. Companies are really grifting customers out here by cutting A LOT of corners.

Just a heads up, you’re currently in the greys on this site (It seems like you weren’t always, but there have some “hiccups” over the past two years, and I know more than a few people got accidentally greyed) and that’s why your posts aren’t automatically showing up. But like, please don’t copy and paste your reply…

You don’t want to change up your wording even a little?

Sure. Except I had no idea who thebloodfiend was until this AVClub article hit.

Why exactly are you posting this same reply in every thread? There’s six of them so far.

The soggy shell was part of the charm!

Who is Melinda Eg? Whoever this person is, they just gained some internet notoriety by starting something, and Palmer took the bait. This story has the stink of Jezebel on it. Happy Monday.

Yeah. The Choco Taco’s of today cannot hold a candle to the ones from the heady days of my adolescence in the mid-90's. I was higher than pterodactyl tiddies the last time I got one and I still tossed it in the trash after a few bites. Thankfully, the store had Good Humor bars too🤤

I’m mostly just glad to read this because I couldn’t decide if the disappointing recent Choco Taco I had was a case of rose-tinted glasses regarding the delicious Choco Tacos of my youth or just an actual poorer product now.

This pains me.

Absolutely. They used to be my favorite and now I never get them.

I like the idea of the Choco Taco but I never had a good one.  They were always soggy in my experience and it didn’t matter whether I bought it from an ice cream truck or the store.

I mean Zendaya was in two Spider-man movies before Euphoria

The Chocotaco was basically a drumstick/cornetto. Just buy some sticks, enjoy the same damn thing.

This. Choco Tacos have been terminally ill for years and they finally took them off life support. Got to the point where I decided I’d just make them at home, and they’d always turn out so much better than the real thing.

I realize that our reading of her intent is subjective, but it’s hard for me to picture someone calling themselves “incomparable” when someone has just compared them to someone else without implicitly denigrating that other person. And not naming names is just standard PR, which is not an especially convincing case,…

If a something compares you to someone, that means you are a comparable talent.

These were pretty good when the shell was crispy, much less so when it wasn’t.