murrychang
Murry Chang
murrychang

So I can eat like an old rich white guy...at home?!?!

It’s in the article.

Oh yeah apparently he is fired, ha!

I guessed it!

I’m not too worried about that, I only use a bit every couple weeks to dip chicken fingers into.  It’s just I don’t use ketchup anymore unless it comes on a burger, that kind of thing.  When the 4th ingredient is HFCS I probably don’t need to be eating it.

I guess so, if you’re some kind of square, maaaaan....

Eh, I don’t mind hearing bands I like in commercials these days, they gotta make money somehow.  Rubblebucket’s ‘If U C My Enemies’ is in like an Audi commercial now, good for them!

By the gods I think you have it there!

The first JP was basically ‘New Jaws’.

He’s the guy the GOP has been pining for since Tailgunner Joe got taken down, there’s absolutely no way he was going to face a single consequence. 

Heynow, acting in a crap franchise that only had one good movie bought Michael Caine a house!

2028: Make it illegal to sell those godless commie LIEbral Face Hitlers(because they’ll be calling masks Face Hitlers by then)!

I mean no offense to anyone, it’s just that I’m a special kind of asshole who thinks he’s better than other people.”

No way I’m taking the time to make sauces, seasoning stuff appropriately while cooking is easy enough.

I eat fewer and fewer sauces as I get older, no need for all that extra HFCS intake if I cook stuff that tastes good from the jump. 

You can’t get any more legit than that, it just can’t happen!

Look, if you can’t trust in the advice of a mindfulness coach who invented a computer program to teach about emotions, who can you trust?

“The goal of having a mindful meal is to have fun and explore the food we eat.” This is not necessarily the time to try a new, exotic recipe the children of the house will hate, but instead consider what we appreciate about the foods in our everyday rotation.”

“Frankly, it’s been hilarious watching fellow Gen-X critics, who grew up in the heyday of slasher sequels on VHS, rushing to turn their noses down at this ultra-low-budget gorefest with a gimmick”

If people kept throwing money at me to act like myself in tv shows and movies I’d ride that train right into the fuckin ground.