listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…

Trump: “I’ve made a lot of bigoted remarks, got sued by the DoJ for housing discrimination, called on the first black president to release his college transcripts and birth certificate. Magic 8 ball, what should I do to protect myself from accusations of racism?”

Keep it up, Hillary.

I was thrilled when I read the following in the Time Magazine article about Trump’s meltdown*:

I have no sympathy for any of these people anymore. I was willing to give some benefit of the doubt for those who joined early, who needed a job and figured it would be a quick campaign and then figured he would pivot after the convention. At this point everyone knows what he is and who he is. Anyone who comes in at…

You missed the best thing this morning.