Seriously it's a newswire about J.J Abrams you don't even have to try :

I though he said Dobby the dick like the houself in Harry Potter and the image is making me guffaw at work.

Titi Boi is watching Tammy on repeat, knee deep in quesarito, near the cool waters of Lake Minnetonka.

FUCK WORK

Chinese audiences who just can’t get enough of being threatened by deadly machines

I don't know it Peaked my interest.

From the video :

You can also tune in for CBS executives returning show : Coke Lines

I hate skulls

Is it a really EVIL-looking doorstop ?

Love the new avatar by the way. Good to see you're getting with the times.

Great. How am I suppose to immortalize myself in front of the freak show now ?

*headbutts @Dikachu:disqus *

Already said that elsewhere but I am sleep deprived and its making me want to punch people in the throat.

The Venezuelan almost dictator ?

He has a pretty extensive excel chart.

YA BETTUH FAWKIN' BUHLIEVE IF MAHKY-MAHK HAD BEEN WRITING THEAH'D A BIN NO FAWKIN' MISTAKES.

Well the commenters don't know talkin' good like me and you.

Don't leave Patch ! You have to stay here. With us. Forever.

Did I miss any cock play ?