What are you doing on this article anyway ? You're a PC character !

I don't think I'm psychologically ready to dare assigning "confirm" to anything else than X.

The A.V Club

This is one of my favorite movies so…

It's the one with the little wizard boy.

Yeah… your tongue.

Wowowwow I don't want to see that shit here. Take your genuine unbridled enthusiasm out of this comment thread right now !

I'm not that thick.

That's it @milkproofrobot:disqus this was your last warning ! Hand out your badge. You're out of the snark force !

And I’ll start playing (…) grandfathers

Excellent avatar/comment synergy.

I knew sex before marriage was a big no-no but do we really have to fuck pigs with carrots ?

Stupid decision that game is very educational. I learned so much playing Minecraft, namely that if you hit repeatedly two pigs with carrots they will produce a piglet. Science !

Josh Modell ?

Time to go burn their house and drive them out ! Everybody grab your pitchfo… wait.

How much of these views are from @NerdInTheBasement:disqus rewatching the trailer over and over again ?

"I beg to differ. Now massage my electrical intake while I take my oil bath, puny human."

Thank you @RepostedWookiepedia:disqus the extended universe will never die !

Man who the fuck is his media team ? That "meme me shit" and now this ? Hide him in a well somewhere and never show his fucking face in the media ever again. I get that he is a deluded piece of shit but these guys have no shame.

Get outta here with your reasoned opinion !