I meant my occiput.

I went back to see Skullette and I had a great weekend. I hiked 14 kilometers on snowshoes and hurt my back having shower sex. I would high-five people but I can't really move right now.

wtf is a myspace lol

The name of my high school band Herr Doktör Kilikil and the Flying Penguins is still not taken. Shocking I know.

Your mom snatch doesn't count.

Every child who had a soul ?

Or you're like, really into owls.

I feel like there could be an in-between.

* and a cease and desist from Taylor Swift's lawyers *

A 120 FAPS per second might be harmful.

The mental image of a dude alone in his living room jacking it with a fleshlight while wearing VR glass is not depressing at all.

:: pumps outrage-loaded shotgun ::

…finally liberating festival-goers from toiling all day in Austin’s potato fields, composing their “Where you at?” missives with ink and quill.

I'm genuinely interested in seeing this movie and can't come up with a snarky remark or a terrible pun to add to this comment thread. I think something is wrong with me.

Tom Hanks is about to send you a strongly worded letter typed on his 1940s Smith Corona.

Hear ye, hear ye ! The intergalactic jester proclaims this conformity factory closed !

This sounds dangerous. I don't want to get accidentally crushed by a meth packed drone in Tijuana right after I get out of the donkey show.

I'd say bloodmouth is pretty badass.

THANKS OBAMA.

Aah the old A.V Club way.