splooooosh !

…such as in this photo, revealing a slimy meat-phallus inserted deep into a scabby chicken crevice. This photo has already been optioned by David Cronenberg.

It's because you keep distracting me man ! Watch it !

As a teenager I would listen to Blink 182 with my friends while pretending that I totally managed to finally do a kickflip the other day after everybody left the skatepark. So even that band does suck ass I still feel a bit nostalgic when I hear about them.

Creationism IS science you heathen.

I thought he barely brushed the subject.

This weekend I finally found a (somewhat affordable) appartment and a song with a great groove. I'm equally happy about these two things.

*takes his heaviest french accent*

Come on you didn't even hide the link. That's some amateur spambotting right there.

I don't even tweet. Does that mean I can keep smoking and drinking heavily without exercising at all ?

Horrifying Job Internet !

I was thinking "mud-puddling" is probably the name of a horrifying sexual act on Urban Dictionnary.

Illegally riding an airport baggage carousel into a restricted area.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that no.

Fuck you (…) you’re a piece of shit and your uncle would be ashamed of you. (…) your uncle probably molested you. I hope both of you catch a fist to the face soon ???!!!

Meanwhile Israel still refuses to extradite the Franco-Israeli hacker who harassed a french journalist and his elderly parents (leading to his father having a heart attack and dying) but thank god they put their top investigators on the stolen Madonna album case.

THE LIGHT WILL KILL HIM.

Don't tell me you lost disc 114 ?

Real men who worked hard and played hard.

Dammit Herpes I was going to make that joke. I had the perfect comment/username/ avatar synergy here !