splooooosh !
splooooosh !
…such as in this photo, revealing a slimy meat-phallus inserted deep into a scabby chicken crevice. This photo has already been optioned by David Cronenberg.
It's because you keep distracting me man ! Watch it !
As a teenager I would listen to Blink 182 with my friends while pretending that I totally managed to finally do a kickflip the other day after everybody left the skatepark. So even that band does suck ass I still feel a bit nostalgic when I hear about them.
Creationism IS science you heathen.
I thought he barely brushed the subject.
This weekend I finally found a (somewhat affordable) appartment and a song with a great groove. I'm equally happy about these two things.
*takes his heaviest french accent*
Come on you didn't even hide the link. That's some amateur spambotting right there.
I don't even tweet. Does that mean I can keep smoking and drinking heavily without exercising at all ?
Horrifying Job Internet !
I was thinking "mud-puddling" is probably the name of a horrifying sexual act on Urban Dictionnary.
Illegally riding an airport baggage carousel into a restricted area.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that no.
Fuck you (…) you’re a piece of shit and your uncle would be ashamed of you. (…) your uncle probably molested you. I hope both of you catch a fist to the face soon ???!!!
Meanwhile Israel still refuses to extradite the Franco-Israeli hacker who harassed a french journalist and his elderly parents (leading to his father having a heart attack and dying) but thank god they put their top investigators on the stolen Madonna album case.
THE LIGHT WILL KILL HIM.
Don't tell me you lost disc 114 ?
Real men who worked hard and played hard.
Dammit Herpes I was going to make that joke. I had the perfect comment/username/ avatar synergy here !