…he asked on a comment board full of obsessive nerds.

Me fail english ? That's unpossible !

:: faps ::

But did he tell you the story of Das Kleines Madchen und Der Zwergenhafter before watching it ?

Had I never come to the A.V Club I probably would still be in a state of ignorant bliss concerning Brokencyde or the Omegaverse. Damn you google !

Sorry sir will have you on the right amount of anal bleeding in no time.

Give her some funked up music, she treats you nice
Feed her some hungry reggae, she'll love you twice
The girls don't seem to care tonight
As long as the mood is right

Joke's on you I don't even have a job.

Just like for Reddit they're organized in @ElDan's basement. Bring your own roofies.

The A.V Club

I watched the trailer after eating a really strong pot brownie and it freaked the hell out of me.

In fact I'm kind of disappointed ?!!

"if I turned on a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting"

All the commenters nod silently at @avclub-f41c98ac606e9b29fce2d59f71df434d:disqus wink discreetly at each other grinning.

Netflix is going to put up pictures of missing children ?

Oh hi. Do I know you from somewhere ?

I went out on Saturday night, got shitfaced and I'm pretty sure what I thought was a longer than usual hangover might be the flu. That'll teach me to lock face with strangers.

Now that's what I'm talking about. Great choice O'Neal.

All right then, 'ROLL ! ROLL through the gates of hell.' Must you take the fun out of everything ?

I am a powerful demonic force ! I am the harbinger of your doom ! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I STRIDE through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike !