I'm up for 2 hours of HK-47 antics, meatbag.

Wicked burn TJ823.

They should hire the same guys that penned the cult classics Catwoman and Elektra, take a good look at the script and then do something completely different.

I had no idea jihadist invaded cities dancing the lambada in glittered dresses.

What ?

Tons.

I'm french, I've seen the movies in their original versions.

“Interior: Crazy awesome mansion. A crazy hot girl feeds caviar to the Russian bad guy. There’s like a bear or something chained up by the pool. "

They're also adapting that bible Darren Aronofsky movie : Noah's shark

The series will be scripted by Stuart Beattie, known for the Pirates Of The Caribbean series and G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra.

Actually in all seriousness I have good memories of the 2003 RPG Pirate of the Caribbean. Probably because it had almost nothing to do with the movie.

I think I speak all for l when I say : GIVE US FALLOUT 4.

So just shots of space and the occasional silent glimpse at Anne Hataway ?

I love that movie, so many great scenes :

We're not doing @avclub-507eadad20d4b713441717995a15e661:disqus 's mom anymore ?

*Jaunty theme music* :

I wonder why a lot of these also have question marks at the end where they shouldn't be any, as in :

The Zinger Double Down King is truly the stuff of nightmares.

Weltschmerznark ?

Curse of Monkey Island has hands down the best soundtrack of all Lucasarts games.