I had no idea this was a thing. I'm new and not there for long thank god.

Today I got reprimanded by my manager because I sent a email to everyone AND I DIDNT PUT THE BIG BOSS ON TOP OF THE LIST.

Slit his throat, cut him into little pieces, wrap it in plastic bags and dump the bags into the sea on your next fishing trip.

Or French Literature.

So Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the movie where James Franco plays a chimp and Andy Serkis a CGI biotech scientist.

I would like to suscribe to your newsletter.

What do you mean you're on holiday ? Entertain me A.V Club !

I'm beginning to suspect @avclub-dc606ae470ec8399ccf538a7adc8827a:disqus has recently been introduced to sweet crystal meth.

And if so were you naked ?

Bryant Gumbels… Bryant Gumbels everywhere !

I just came for the cookies.

Pun threads are so Scylla.

As a young teenager I also used to get bored. But rather than trolling pop culture websites I'd masturbate furiously to pass the time.

The A.V Club

Didn't you hear ? There are no more available band names left :

IT'S ALL A CIRCLE.

Same here. Seems I'm incapable of original toughts.

Such a great name.

Tell her that you haven't made flowers on her in a while ?

I've had it used on me so much that every time I go to a coffee shop it always seems like the barrista is saying : "I have a hot cup of sex for Murray… hot cup of sex, anyone ?".