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Irish guy loves Boston, hates San Francisco, millions SHOCKED. 

Luke from Ireland is on brand. 

Well gooood for yooou

Could he just have the yips? I mean, 21 BB/9! Plus the HBP. I feel really sorry for any professional athlete who gets the yips. It must be miserable to be suddenly unable to do things that have been literally second nature almost all your life.

Great stuff, Mr. Ratto.

Came here to post this. Nobody who had any football sense ever thought Rob Johnson was better than Flutie.

In foresight, Doug probably would have won that game. I feel like almost everyone back then thought starting Rob Johnson over Doug Flutie was idiotic.

I have always hated the “won’t remember it” argument. I guess parents shouldn’t take their young children anywhere fun because they won’t remember it. Take them on a hike? Nah, they won’t remember it. Take them camping? Nah, they won’t remember it. We are going to sit in our living room on the couch for 4-5 years

There is a story in KC about him being pulled over after a station party. Cops find him drunk with a young coworker, pants at his feet. He gets out of the car with his pants still down, tiny pecker looking like a cocktail weenie in a forest, and berates the cops about how famous he is. His wife subsequently leaves

So his best defense is that he’s an idiot not an asshole. Still qualified for the job 

Ah, the it's not me, it's you argument. How original. Hey fuckstick! It's you.

Somewhere Tom Thibodeau is trying to find his erection so he can play with it

I’m excited about RB Frank Fumbleton’s explosive abilities. 

I hear really good things about the #1 center in the draft, Letum Rightbyme.

And your offensive tackles, Henry Facemask and James Holder.

TE Mark Murderer

And your wide receiver, Reggie Alligatorarms

Guy named “Chris Blewitt” is gonna be your kicker?  I don’t think so.  Who’s the QB ... Steve Piksix?  

You’ve totally buried the lead here. There’s a kicker named Blewitt who has survived the ranks of HS and College FB without becoming YouTube famous yet?!?!