Whelp. Suns employee here. Happy to tell all. You know, because everyone wants to hear about the Suns. 

I hear you. When my daughter was born I worried about the day she would discover porn on the internet. How naive I was. YouTube is a sewer and we uninstalled it from every device mid elsagate. 

Or forget about fucking scale for once and endless growth and profits and realize that you cannot “curate” with an algorithm. Every single video on the kids youtube should be human verified and human selected.

Quick... give him 85% ownership!

I’m a Phillies fan and I also don’t care. But to be fair, that’s most of us anyhow.

Called it back in November...

Ah, the hell with it!

I think that’s why it’s a most popular sport. Sixteen games, most of which happen on Sunday afternoon so I can have a couple of beers and chill on the couch? That’s fine. Compared to the schedule for hockey or basketball or (god help me) baseball? That shit’s like having a second job.

I was really just making a joke about kids being worthless... 

Counterpoint; the pitch clock is a fucking great idea, and pretty much the only one of the laundry list of pace of place suggestions that actually would work to shave some time off of the games. I thought this was a pretty good breakdown:

Uh, no. He turned himself in.

Uh..Yesterday. Jussie Smollett.

Naked guy forgot his ass.

After a teenager pointed out that part of Feinstein’s duties were listening to her constituents, Feinstein asked how old she was. “I’m 16, I can’t vote,” she said.

Yesterday. Jussie Smollet.

Why is Burneko pissed about America allowing people to surrender peacefully to the authorities?  Do we really need to send SWAT to take down a man in his late 70s cause he got some handjobs?

Listen: Fuck Bob Kraft! He’s a piece of shit along several axes, and if this results in him eventually being pressured to sell the Patriots, I will enjoy a hearty and untroubled laugh at his expense. But I still don’t think this is the league office’s business at this point. That’s all I’m saying.

Damn. DAMN.

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

You were getting laid & you complain about a “check engine” light?