“1. Constitution”? Constitution!?

1. I don’t remember clicking Deadspin! Which I only read for terrible soccer coverage.

WTF is this shit?

Sounds like a recipe for a lawsuit. Just because someone cracked their software doesn’t mean that they have the right to ruin someone else’s property. You can’t correct one wrong by committing another.

I assume this is parody. Otherwise it’s just insane.

Yes i’m sure consumers would love the idea of a potential trojan being installed on their computer.

That is a terrible idea.

OMG YES! Fuck Securom HARD! That piece of shit caused endless headaches with a lot of my games!

That was my first thought too.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Fun fact to help you through the sad dog commercials. The ASPCA takes shelter dogs and puts them in those sad looking surroundings. They do this after the dog has surgery and is just waking up from anesthesia to get maximum sad puppy dog look.