every. damn. year.

No, I’m not.

In both the mug shot and the linked photo, that is the face of a person with issues who hit a horse in the face. Did not help her case.

I wish the horse had bit her. What an asshole.

I enjoy splashing some apple cider vinegar around every once in a while

Honestly, the most shocking thing about this is that Madonna has fans that are 17 years old

“Oh shit, oh, sorry, sexual harassment. You can do the same to me if you like,”

Violent attacks are becoming a staple of current politics.

To those that think Gervais is just an unmitigated asshole, I say, watch Derek and get back to me.

Yeah, that ghost storyline coupled with Rhimes’ “Heigl” remark, and she was for sure being punished.

You mean our new Jezebel-approved feminist overlords?

This is the only acceptable spider video. (As a person who is uncomfortable with spiders.)

Exactly the same. And she was just as good–knew precious little about her other than Jezebel snark about her being carried like a baby. She was terrific–funny, capable, game, good sport with amazing voice.

She just seems to love it. There’s always real joy there.

Yeah, man, she was never a great singer...And that was fucking nails on a chalkboard. Jesus.

Seriously. I thought Catherine Zeta Jones wrecked that clown car, but Madonna really took it to a chop shop and dismantled it... So very glad I got to see Bernadette Peters perform it on Broadway—her take on it was fresh, and I didn’t think it was possible to freshen up that number.

Why would anyone pay to see this?

Madonna honey, if you really want to shock us all, try some dignity. That would really makes us wonder what you’re up to. Not this sad, pathetic, trying-to-hard shit you’ve been doing for awhile now.