I had four damn teeth pulled and this is exactly what I believe I look like. A 70-year-old trailer-trash leprechaun from Kentucky. :-(
I had four damn teeth pulled and this is exactly what I believe I look like. A 70-year-old trailer-trash leprechaun from Kentucky. :-(
At first I thought it was Avi Kaplan from Pentatonix. Woof.
My dad also. He was drunk 24/7 from when he graduated from college all the way through to when he died. At 80. I assume he was just pickled.
Oh, yeah, they’re pretty self-aware. They just don’t really much care about other people except as an audience. And they, I think, despise their audience who they feel are idiots who need to be led by the hand(s), whipped, insulted and generally abused as people who are much, much less intelligent than the comic (and…
I’ve known a significant number of stand-ups in my day and I couldn’t point to one who might even be considered remotely “normal.” In a relationship, they’re needy and whiny and oddly aggressive and constantly demanding validation. I’m not crazy about sweeping generalizations but, from what I’ve seen, they’re…
I’ve never understood how someone can do a shit-ton of coke for years and years and years. Some folks must have the constitutions of a tank. And the noses.
Trust me on this: you young ‘uns will understand it all as you approach your 50s and 60s. Everything she wrote will make perfect sense; she’s a pretty old soul.
I spent my entire 66th year thinking I was 67. It sure does happen!
Thanks!
I turned 70 on Sunday. You’ve got miles to go! (But do get out of the rain. Do you have your sweater on? Where are your boots? You forgot your umbrella! Was that a sneeze? You want some hot cocoa? Get into a nice warm bath before you catch your death...)
His mama, Margaret, was a crazy-ass wild child back in the day. An absolutely loose cannon during her marriage to Pierre, or as much as she could get away with, which was a lot. She fucked Ted Kennedy (I’m probably the only person who didn’t), “hung out” with the Stones and misbehaved in all kinds of ways. We in the…
I barely know who Mr. Hiddleston is, yet I now know he dresses on the left. Hm.
I watch both this and “Who Do You Think You Are?” We got here in 1630 & go back in Switzerland to the early 1400s so I’m basically interested to see who I’m older than.
“Honey, where’s the remote?”
Am I reading this wrong?
So River Phoenix was really River Bottom?
I recall seeing Max & Ruby’s Grandma, but their Mom never did make an appearance, did she? :-(
I’m beginning to think all 8-year-olds are knuckleheads. I’ve got a broken left little toe that was never set because it’d do no good, and my grandson never, ever fails to land on it almost every day. He can be in the living room headed for the kitchen and somehow the kid takes a sharp left, walks 10 feet over to…
Murray in your context immediately puts me in mind of Paul and Jamie Buchman’s dog, Murray, in “Mad about You.” (I really stole it from “Flight of the Conchords.”)