As a mom and a grandma, I can pretty much guarantee that, if you’re worried about what you’re doing, you’ll be fine. Just ask yourself, “Is this hurting him? Would it hurt me?” You can read him D.H. Lawrence at 5 months and you know perfectly well that it’s not going to hurt him. And babies develop their own sleep…

I got my wisdom teeth removed when I was 48. My dad did the driving and, on the way home when he stopped at the drug store to get my pain meds, I decided he needed to be tailed so I followed him in, made him buy me a surge protector and 2 packages of plastic hangers, and hit him over the head with a snow scraper on…

My sister’s lived in Norman, OK, for the past 20 years, been married to a HUGE Sooner fan for 25 and been a member of our family (Nebraska/Oklahoma/Notre Dame/Air Force) for 58 and learned what a first down was last year. None of us can wrap our heads around that either, but I guess it’s not really the same thing.

So now I will love my steak more and judge vegans less. I’m ok with that.

I am almost 70 and could listen to Timber all day, also. And I love me some Pitbull.

I never thought I had any taste at all...but at least my stuff was Dansk (and decidedly not from a registry).

WWTHS (“What Would Tommy Helm Say?”)

Michelle’s expression? Back in the day, that’s the way I used to look at whoever was holding the blow.

Maybe his heart didn’t weigh as much, but I’ve always felt that Barbaro’s was as large.

“Everyone is important when they die; everyone is funny when they fall down.”

Oh, that’s a fucking lovely turn of phrase. Serious respect, your Empress-ship!

Oh, the Clooney one was so bad; poor Bobby was trying so hard and just over-shot. I was embarrassed for him.

And Fashion Week!

Coco is helping people by being more accessible so they can watch her more. People like me!

LOL! Looking at that map and your highlights, my experience has been that pretty much only Iowans sound like I do! Certainly did not intend for my statement to sound as if I was playing anything; I believe I just got all riled-up at the thought of hubby #1 and lost my head.

I weep for Dodai. :-(

I love your last sentence; tied everything up in a nice little package. Brava!

Your comment made me say to myself, “Such a shame that a good percentage of these readers have no clue who Rosemary is” which made me realize that I don’t believe I’ve ever felt so old in my life. Don’t even have the oomph now to yell at the kids on my lawn.

Hey, hey! “Midwestern accent?” I’m from Nebraska and have lived in Colorado since the ‘50s and we do not have an accent! (Although hubby #1 was from New Jersey and sometimes swore he couldn’t understand me, but I always attributed that to the fact that he was from New Jersey. He even made fun of the way I pronounced…

I don’t quite understand why someone with her bona fides is reduced to being a “Hollywood wife,” even in jest. There are quite enough Kardashians to go around; the snark for a woman with Amal’s credentials and accomplishments is reaching way too far, particularly for a site that you’d think would be firmly on the side…