Sorry, the only line that i use to stop filling up a cup up with liquor is the top line.

All the lawyers in Texas say don't take the field sobriety test. They say to don't talk much, try to stand still, don't lean on the car, refuse the sobriety test and say you want to a breathalyzer but only with a lawyer present. You'll probably go in but by the time you get a lawyer and they administer the…

I have Time Warner and I have about 300 channels, I only watch about 12 channels, if I could just pay for those 12 channels I would gladly use this service.

Last I checked iPhone 4 was $10 / month for insurance, you get 2 incidents in a 12 month period and each incident will cost you anywhere from $169 - $199 for a deductible. I think a case is cheaper.

I'm hoping these sound decent as I'm tired of getting the cables tangled on my chair at work.

You forgot to mention any 3D TV or item that has 3D on the package.

Why can't we just move the clock ahead 30 minutes next spring and leave it at that. Split the difference.

Just get the new Sonos for 299. I just saved you 50 bucks.

You opened it backwards.

I used my dogs tennis ball throwing stick to chuck snowballs. The issue is with the snow. If it is too fluffy it will disintegrate. If it's the right amount of moisture in it you can do some damage.

Reading all those words made my brain hurt.

Our presentations start around 100mb, i'm not sure this will be able to handle it. I would like to see it in action before I drop money on it for the office.

I just hope it doesn't automatically update my status everytime I watch RedTube. Could prove to be rather embarrassing.