“If The Kid (I still dislike that nickname) has a memory of a life before his cage, he’s not sharing it.”

Except he does--he asked the SHeriff why he didn’t save him from the trunk of the car...

So are we prepared to shame equally when the genders are reversed?

How did I know this dumb line of questioning was coming from the bro brigade? Nope. Because the power dynamics do not work that way. And I am quite sure you’re aware of it. 

I am 37 and I really don’t know what the heck I would talk to an 18 year old about. Like I can’t fathom being attracted to an 18 year old on any level other than purely physical. Maybe that makes me an asshole or something I don’t know.

there are so few genuinely good dating decisions to be made at 19

I don’t give a shit if a 30 year old of any gender wants to date; a toaster, a 60 year old of any gender, or a very ripe avocado (that’s gonna go south fast) My issue is teenagers and people in very formative years becoming trapped in unhealthy relationship dynamics because of a power/income/life experience…

this is incel bullshit, bro. WOMEN HAVE ALL THE POWER BECAUSE THEY’RE ALLOWED TO SAY NO WEEP WEEP

I’m glad that you decided to share your flounce out of here with us, and that being slightly shamed for dating a child was the thing that did it. says a lot about you

So basically you’re calling her decision bad.

lol you created an account for the specific purpose of saying you’re leaving

Yeah, that’s the thing. The older you get, the more allowance there is for age difference, because at a certain point you’re just talking about 2 (ostensibly) mature adults. A 50 year old dating a 30 year old is still dating someone who is almost old enough to be President of the US (no comment here).

13 and 35 are just numbers after all. 

He needs more Botox, I think, because it looks like there might be little movement in those brows still.

Dane Cook saw Kim K's new face and said 'hold my beer'

Counterpoint:  I thought the hat did a fine job of covering that rubber ducky botox forehead I will never understand.

Ew.

I see he’s taking eyebrow grooming tips from Carrot Top.

Looks like Douchebro had a little nip/tuck work done. Or am I wrong. I actually have not given him any thought since he was considered the first comedian who built his career on the Internet.

Dane Cook is only forty-six-years-old but is already transforming into Harvey Weinstein by the way. Seriously, WOOF!

The fuck is up with those eyebrows, dude?