I’m so sick of the liberal sports media pushing the MLS agenda down our throats 

That person is also more likely than the average person to be gay themselves.

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

“I don’t care if he is gay or not, I just don’t want to hear about it!”

I have a sneaking suspicion a LOT of that growth is on similarly shaky ground as to how Vice built themselves up, too:

And if you kneel during the anthem you get blackballed from the league for life. Now those are some consistent, not at all arbitrary, punishments.

He’s the guy that pays for escorts and brags how he “pulls the best pussy.” Not that there is anything wrong with sex work, but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

His nose looks like my labradoodle’s nutsack.

That dude's nose is only going to get bigger with time...

Yeah, I was wondering about this too. I was only vaguely aware of Barstool until recently.

Even if that’s the calculus they use, and I’m sure they aren’t the first to use it, fuck that guy forever for broadcasting it and putting her on blast like that. What the fuck’s your problem? Bro culture is shit. 

“I’m an abusive asshole to the men who work for me too” is a really wonderful defense.

According to the NFL: If you (admittedly) grope a woman, you get 3 games. If you smoke marijuana, you get 4 games. If you take PEDs, you get 4 games. If you are accused of hitting a woman, but no charges are filed and the head NFL investigator recommends no punishment after a lengthy investigation, you get 6 games. If…

In the past 2 1/2 years my life has been filled with experiences, opportunities and events that have helped me grow, mature and learn, including the fact that I have eliminated alcohol from my life.

And fuck NFL fans, who will boycott over kneeling, but not over star players who rape/assault/abuse women. 

Offending rich white people is still the biggest “crime” a person of color can commit in this country.

Either fired or made president

To be fair, it’s uncharacteristic of Jameis to limit himself to groping.

The lying and defamation of the victim’s character and account are par for the course.

Three games.

“I’m sorry to the Uber driver for the position I put you in. It is uncharacteristic of me”