Joe was the stage dad from hell before there was such a thing. The fact that his evil ass made it to 89 proves the good die young yet the horrible someone manage to hang on forever. Evil really is a life sustaining force. It’s what keeps Dick Cheney going.

His “guidance”? He used to beat his kids with a switch and a strap. He used to sit with the strap in his lap while the kids rehearsed to scare them. Fuck him.

Joe Jackson —the man behind one of music’s most famous and influential families an abusive narcissist who rode the coattails of his incredibly successful children and couldn’t resist promoting his recording company during his son’s funeral— died Wednesday morning at the age of 89.

Yes, beating the living shit out of his kids and torturing them psychologically certainly made some great records.

He’s the worst, the moment he started instagram beefing with his first son is when he should’ve been cancelled. What kind of asshole has the nerve to be a deadbeat dad and then get shitty at his son when’s he’s called out for it.

Not resorting to violence when you have the ability takes more courage than beating the crap out of a smaller(literally and figuratively) man.

I love Terry Crews.

By the way, in the Senate hearing Crews explained very eloquently why fighting back was not an option for him:

Terry, the ultimate respectful gentleman even when a washed-up rapper attempts to tear him down over what is one of the most upsetting and horrifying moments of his life that has had lasting trauma!

OH REALLY NOW? This bitch coming for my beloved Terry Crews? HELL NO. I have so many things to say, but I’ll take the Terry road. I love how he responded. He really is the best.

NCAA: No one got improper benefits though right?

Yeah but does he kneel for the national Anthem?

The complete and utter lack of self-reflection that he showed on Hard Knocks put me to mind of the Rae Carruth getting out of prison. Its a terrifying cluelessness

How the fuck is being chilled by someone’s affect and demeanor “self-victimization for attention?” That doesn’t even make sense. In fact, your comeback is far more performative in every way.

There’s this moment in Hard Knocks that really weirded me out where he’s at his childhood home and is very, very excited to show off the place next to the porch where the men in the family go to pee. It’s like he’s a member of Motley Crue showing off a bedroom stripper pole on Cribs-just like deep pride in showing off…

I’d respect teams a lot more if they were just honest about guys like Winston and didn’t try to shove this bullshit down our throats:

I love the bewildered looks on his teammates’ faces.

But why didn’t the man who’s never had to learn his lesson wise up? 

I’m not sure it would be a good PR move for Uber to have a known sexual predator giving rides to unwitting customers. 

Vegas doesn’t take odds on whether gravity exists, they won’t take odds on whether Winston is a rapist.