Oh hell yes I have a bad roommate story.

See, you just did it.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB

But you look so happy in the picture!

I was Philip D. Bag, a costumed character that taught children the importance of recycling paper. I found this gig on Craigslist. That's me in the picture.

What is this, a racetrack for ants?!?

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

At least the hand-transplant was successful.

I know Gawker hates Boston and all but what about the Big Dig?

Sajak: Let's get ready for another tossup:

I used to chew my toenails, too, until I got older and lost the flexibility to reach them. Some days I think about starting a stretching routine just so I can reach my little piggies again. Still chew my fingernails - I don't really see a problem with it aside from the fact that I have gross fingernails in my mouth.…

FUUUUUUCK new Kinja

And the gold medal for Whitest Possible Scam goes to: di Silvestri & Morrone!

Verb-ing the word "son," as used disrespectfully in slang, is something that I've noticed terrible and stupid people doing of late.

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

"the entire time you're thinking: no way. No way this actually happens. It can't."

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

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