I taught for years at a private learning center that specializes in strengthening visualization for the purpose of comprehension, and a story about The Knowledge was frequently used with higher level students. It's a trip to actually see specifically how intense it is, I can't even imagine being in this situation.

The Legend of Zelda series. All of them. Well, the console versions, anyhow.

Bah! I need to find somebody with a login to piggyback on!

Even worse is the situation that I'm in, where I actually AM a cable subscriber, complete with the FXX channel in my lineup, but my cable company just doesn't provide access to the service! Stoooopid!

I have Charter Cable, and I'm in the same boat. We've got FX, FXX and even FXM in our channel lineup, but no support for FX NOW or Simpsons World. I'm completely bent about it. I need access.

Hahahahahaha, precisely. I was absolutely liquefied.

I "activated" Nel as a boss when I was level 17, and he spawned at level 28.

So, did anybody ever beat Bobby Bunz'z score? Is he like the knockoff Billy Mitchell?

I randomly stumbled upon this dude during my very first day playing the game. I was level three.

I had a friend who, all the way up through early high school, absolutely swore that he had a pet hippo. We mocked him mercilessly, called him out on it constantly, but he never dropped the charade. Every time we asked him to see it, it was "at the vet," or some other such laughable excuse.

I realize this is super nitpicky, but the correct term is "narc," as in "narcotics officer." In other news, I hope this lady gets Ebola.

This is just the episode of The Simpsons where Homer won't let Bart see the Itchy and Scratchy Movie. This daughter will be thanking her mom when she eventually becomes Chief Justice of the United States. #simpsonsdidit

DRUGS

Can I just say, despite its now almost universal acceptance, I absolutely DESPISE the term "broadcasted." Broadcast 4 Lyfe!

Yeah, I find this analogous to Metallica records post "...And Justice For All": They're not great Metallica records, but they're way better than most of the other crapboxes out there.

First responders can commonly take 15-20 minutes to arrive on scene, depending on the circumstances. This guy is not only an asshole for not stopping to help just anyone, he's a SUPER asshole for not stopping to help a fellow participant of the same high-stakes event that he was taking part in. He knew exactly how…

As an alumnus from Cal Poly SLO (that still lives here to this day) who grew up in Fullerton, I'm loving every second of this story.

Correction: Zazu is a human female.

#YesAllBankRobbers

I want one. Seriously.