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None of these. Stance, makers of my favorite socks, make underwear now as well. It’s the best I’ve ever worn, bar none.

None of these. Stance, makers of my favorite socks, make underwear now as well. It’s the best I’ve ever worn, bar

“Oh, hello! Yes, I would like... hmmmm... I suppose I’ll just take four abortions today, please. Busy day, you know!”

Dammit, I just bought the Telltale Collection last night, since it was on super sale!

That actually adds up to $11.56 million, and is even less to scoff at.

Just take twenty five of these pills every day for the rest of your life.

It’s not intended to be high comedy. That episode was written by longtime X-Files writer Darin Morgan, who also penned many of my favorite original-run episodes, such as Jose Chung’s From Outer Space, War of the Coprophages, and Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose. It’s perfectly okay for you to have not enjoyed it, but

What about episode 3?! “I am not a reptile! That’s racist!”

Honest question, please don’t judge me if this is egregiously naïve: Why would Dr. Luke even WANT to continue working with Kesha after all of this, even if her allegations were 100% false? Sure, it’s a great paycheck, but is it worth all of this legal nightmare and having your name so publicly associated with not only

I think you may have a slight misunderstanding of the concept of a representative government.

I’m sensing some “mommy issues” here...

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No...

That was precisely my read of his “apology.” It seemed very self-serving and essentially exculpatory. I’m so sorry that you and so many other women were forced to experience this.

This happened to me with GTA V on the day it was released. I was about two hours into the game, and suddenly every time I try to boot up the game it crashes exactly five seconds after loading. I take the disc out, and there’s a huge ring scratched into the middle of it that was definitely not there previously.

Good evening, the name is Cox; Dr. Chiaroscuro Cox...

“Really, Tina? Really? Well, I’m going to make a fool out of you, maybe, ‘cause I travel around with something. Maybe you want to see this? My wife is a black bear. So, now who’s the idiot, you or me, the guy who married a black bear? I thought so.”

It just wasn’t executed well. It was disjointed, and didn’t translate into a cohesive, entertaining experience. I may very well have just had my hopes too high after Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle.

Skip Joy. Saw it earlier this week, huge let down. A few decent moments, but overall non-cohesive and boring.

HUGE disappointment. Seriously.

Fuck this lady right in the ear. Give it to an orphanage or freaking cancer research. Something!