Yes. They are brilliant. Be prepared to invest some serious time, though.

None of these. Stance, makers of my favorite socks, make underwear now as well. It’s the best I’ve ever worn, bar none.

None of these. Stance, makers of my favorite socks, make underwear now as well. It’s the best I’ve ever worn, bar…

“Oh, hello! Yes, I would like... hmmmm... I suppose I’ll just take four abortions today, please. Busy day, you know!”

Mine started experiencing this issue despite having literally never been dropped. This is super frustrating, because the phone became completely unusable, nobody knew how to fix it, and I ultimately ended up having to just buy an entirely new phone last month in order to be able to communicate with the world beyond my…

Too much!

WE ABSOLUTELY NEED THAT CROSSOVER

Dammit, I just bought the Telltale Collection last night, since it was on super sale!

That actually adds up to $11.56 million, and is even less to scoff at.

Just take twenty five of these pills every day for the rest of your life.

It’s not intended to be high comedy. That episode was written by longtime X-Files writer Darin Morgan, who also penned many of my favorite original-run episodes, such as Jose Chung’s From Outer Space, War of the Coprophages, and Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose. It’s perfectly okay for you to have not enjoyed it, but…

What about episode 3?! “I am not a reptile! That’s racist!”

The frogurt is also cursed...

Honest question, please don’t judge me if this is egregiously naïve: Why would Dr. Luke even WANT to continue working with Kesha after all of this, even if her allegations were 100% false? Sure, it’s a great paycheck, but is it worth all of this legal nightmare and having your name so publicly associated with not only…

I think you may have a slight misunderstanding of the concept of a representative government.

I’m sensing some “mommy issues” here...

Certainly no argument from me there!

Security is significantly increased in that it’s currently not possible for identity thieves to replicate chip-enabled cards with stolen numbers, as they’re able to do easily with magnetic-strip cards.

This is SUPER frustrating to me, as skimming devices for traditional magnetic-strip credit cards are frighteningly prevalent in my area of California. I’ve had a chip-enabled card for well over a year, but to this day nobody accepts it. As a result, I’ve been the victim of credit card fraud five times in the past two…

Fight Club and Batman are considered science fiction now...?

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
No...