I find it comforting up until I realize that they're this dumb, yet still somehow manage to be in charge.

Careful, that fuckup will replace all of the Presidential fleet with these things.  These are right up his tasteless alley

If it makes you feel better, it’s probably not that they make more than you, it’s that they’re willing to borrow more than you.

Several years ago (it was either April or June in 2015), I was at this cool little spot that has karaoke night once a week. I am there with a bunch of friends of mine, rocking out as I do (I am a HUGE attention whore and also I love doing karaoke because I have a pretty decent voice and I’m really good at getting the…

This story reminds you that conservatives are just awful people all around.

I used to have a job that routinely brought me into contact with celebrities, especially politicians, pundits, and journalists. The funniest was when I went to shake Bob Dole’s hand and he just looked at me and said “Uhh...I’m kind of a lefty, son.” But my favorite was when I told G. Gordon Liddy to go fuck himself.

Do people really believe Ty Lue is a better coach than Walton?

Yeah, people have to understand that the entire vehicle isn’t manufactured to the vehicle plant. Thousands of parts from a thousand other companies are produced at their own manufacturing plants and are shipped to the vehicle plants to be ASSEMBLED into a car.

I'm done guessing with Trump. It boggles my mind that his believers (I no longer call them his voters) think he is this mastermind strategist. It's clear he has no clue what these topics are about, he's driven by emotion and doesn't have the attention span to think through the possible outcomes of what he does. He…

...they don’t give a single nut fuck about footage of a sleeping BLACK man being shot to bits by a bunch of psychotic cops.

As long as White people think that the police will protect them from the imaginary race war/purge, they don’t give a single nut fuck about footage of a sleeping man being shot to bits by a bunch of psychotic cops.

Yeah! And then when the full report doesn’t say what we want it to say, Congress should subpoena Mueller! And when he basically stands by the report and doesn’t feed our bloodlust, we’ll call him a dirty Republican and call on the House Democrats to keep investigating him, while we place all our hopes on the Southern…

Oh look, Trump continues to do what he’s done all along: Lie and repeat the lie enough until his troglodytes buy it completely.

Well, laying out evidence on both sides is probably a thousand times more than I ever expected from Mueller. He’s a republican after all, and probably dug as deep, as far, and as quickly as possible trying to find some way of clearing 45 and the Republicans of wrong doing. As I’ve said before, that he actually issued…

I roll my eyes do hard every time people point out two sedans have similar silhouettes. No fucking shit? There's only so much you can do when you start with "sedan" and have modern safety standards. Next you're going to point out that SUVs have similar silhouettes and blow everyone's mind!

You also get a star. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Mall Wheel Drive. 

Fail Rated.

Wasn’t this an episode of Black Mirror?

Coming in to see the faux outrage from US citizens about what’s happening in China while having nothing to say about what’s happening here at home.